Aug 26

Für die Softwaretechnik-Lerner

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...die gerade wieder unter uns sind, aber auch für alle sonstigen, die schon einmal auf die eine oder andere Weise das Vergnügen mit XP (Extreme Programming) hatten: XP bei Dilbert

Posted by Andreas Lenz

Feb 25

Waterfall 2006

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Das Wasserfallmodell ist zurück! Einfach herrlich. Auf dieser Konferenz wird sich der gefrustete Softwareentwickler sicher wohlfühlen. Vorträge wie
  • Pair Managing: Two Managers per Programmer
  • Two-Phase Waterfall: Implementation Considered Harmful
    ("So I bought an MDA tool and started drawing designs that the tool could execute. What a joy! There were no programmers to ruin my design. There were not crass coding issues to destroy the abstract beauty of my structures. I was sure this was the answer.")
  • wordUnit: A Document Testing Framework (Kent Beck)
    ("Writing WordUnit tests in advance of writing documents, also known as Document-Driven Documentation, is a further refinement that leads to even greater efficiency and productivity.")
werden ihm aus der Seele sprechen. Also: gleich anmelden! ("We're sorry but registration is not yet ready. Our software developers have a really wonderful design. They're almost done entering it into it a UML tool. They've told us not to worry and that finishing it will be »trivial« because »all that's left is the coding.«") (Danke, Manfred, für den Hinweis auf diese Seite.)

Posted by Andreas Lenz